Shoot, Shag, Marry
£0.79T3 Rating
3Ruby Wax or Paris Hilton? And you've only got one bullet
Shoot, Shag, Marry Review
by on March 3, 2011
We’ve all played the game in its various forms, be it ‘Boff, Off or Carry off’, ‘ Do, Date, Marry’ or simply ‘I’d always do Cheryl Cole. What game are we playing?’
And now, praise the App Gods on high, the game has moved from having to select celebrities from your mind to an actual application.
While we were initially sceptical, it’s actually not a bad little application when you get it going; all you need to do is ask it to supply you with a certain gender and away you go.
From there the pressure is on – you have to select which one to get rid of (permanently), sleep with or marry. There’s no right or wrong answers, but if you’re faced with the choice of marrying or sleeping with Cheryl Cole vs Angelina Jolie, it will chastise you for not sleeping with either.
The full version offers loads of names, categories of celebrities and the choice to choose by country – Scottish ladies is always a classic.
Plus you can rank how many times you’ve boffed someone. It’s like you’re a real-life international playboy.
Something fun to bring out in the pub, but sadly no manual option – adding in someone’s Mum is always a classic that should be an option here.
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